This is Matt Nordhoff’s website, and there is very little to it.

Stuff here:

• My kinda‐obfuscated e‐mail address: <mnordhoff@mattnordhoff.com>
• Metric dollars!
• …I’m trying to think of a third thing so this list isn’t utterly pathetic, but I can’t. Um, the server’s uptime and load average?

There really is lots of other random stuff, but it’s all just one‐off little scripts I write for fun and things I link to on forums and IRC.